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Many years ago,
a small village in Alabama was
terrorized by
chupacabras until a local hero ended
the terror by killing them.
Now, about fifty years later,
the chupacabras have returned to
set terror in
the small village once again.
Not too long ago I watched a documentary about the
chupacabra on
discovery. Since I love legends and myths,
I quickly logged onto the
net to check out if there had
been any horror movies made involving
the chupacabra.
All I came up with was a Troma production called
"Legend Of the Chupacabra" so I decided to check it
out despite
the
fact that I usually despise Troma movies
deeply. To my surprise it
was even worse than I thought it
would be. When I went down to the
rental store the
other day and saw that a new horror movie about the
chupacabra had been released, this time under the more
inviting title,
"Bloodthirst: Legend Of The Chupacabras",
I just had to check it
out
to see if it was better than
Tromas movie. It wasn't. It was if
possible even worse!
The acting is
incredibly bad, even for a low budget movie.
There isn't
even one actor or actress that gives us an
average performance. Well,
low budget movies are often
quite bad at making us root for the actors,
but this takes
the price! They just threw in new people here and there
for no reason as the movie went along, making it even
more difficult
for us to root for anyone. The directing
is just poor and looks very
amateurish. I bet that anyone
could've made this look better with a camcorder.
Yet another disappointing
chupacabra film, now I'll just
have to wait
until York Entertainment releases their
movie "El Chupacabra" later
this
year. I usually like
York's movies so I'm guessing it will be the best
out of the three. This movie was just another sequel
to the infamous
attack of the killer box arts. Trust
me, this movie does not live up
to its cover at all,
we didn't even get to see the chupacabras once.
All we got to see were their hands. All I can say is
that I am happy
that I didn't buy this movie as it was
one of the worst movies of all time.
After that review you expect gore? Oh come on!
I would at least have
given it some good notes
in my review if we got to see blood once in
a while, this is just as dry as it gets.
Sounds like they had a go on the first computer
ever made here by making
all these weird,
inappropriate tracks that sounded like they
just came
out of some cheesy low budget 80's
slasher or something. We get everything
from cheesy guitar music to even cheesier
piano music.
One of the worst movies of all time, there was
nothing to like about
this movie at all, it even
had the long running time of 86 minutes!
Avoid this at all cost, even if they give out free
special edition
DVD copies at Wal-Mart,
you still have to say no, it is nothing that
you want in your collection, believe me.
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