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A couple of students
travel to Denmark to try to find
some old corpses of
vikings. After many hours of digging,
they finally make a discovery of two
rotten bodies. But
in the Danish bogs, nothing seems to stay dead for too
long. Now the students have to fight to survive this living
dead nightmare.
Oh dear god was this cheesy! As if it wasn't bad enough
that the creatures
that the title referred were zombies,
the female zombies doesn't seem to
be fierce, no no,
they rather seem to want to sit down and talk for a while
about their feelings. I'm telling you, this movie could
have been written
by a 4 year old. The script wasn't very
thought through at all. Let me begin
with saying
that it seemed very easy for these young archaeologists
to find
the corpses. Hmmm, perhaps I should go out
in the woods and try to find some
myself, according to
this movie it doesn’t take more than sticking a
shovel
at a random place in the ground.
This was actually
shot by a Danish director, J. Christian
Ingvordsen, and
while being far from excellent, this still
looks pretty stylish. The cast
is supposed to look hot and
hip, but they seemed to have forgotten one small
detail when choosing the cast for this movie, zombies
and teens don't mix.
Debbie Rochon is the best actress in
this movie even if I don't think that
she's a good actress.
Perhaps it was because she kept quiet for almost all
of the movie.
There's really
not a lot to say about this movie as it's
just not worthy
of any comments. The zombies looked
bad and non scary, by the way, since
when does
zombies hide behind trees and try to peep at their
victims.
It only had a running time of 81 minutes,
and still it felt like it would
never end, a terrible movie,
a terrible story and terrible acting results
in a
poor movie. This didn't have any potential at all
to be a good movie,
I guess I should've seen this
coming judging from the cool box art, argh,
why do the best cover creators work for the
crappiest companies.
Some blood slashing but nothing much.
Pretty standard, kind of just slips in and
out through your ears.
As you can see I have not bothered to write a
very long review for this
poor excuse for a horror movie.
All I wanted to say with my review was that
you need to
avoid this movie at all expenses, there is nothing
appealing
about the movie at all and oh I just can't
believe that I managed to stay
awake through the
entire movie. I had the lowest expectations
possible for
this movie, and still I was let down.
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