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A bunch of
cheerleader bimbos goes to a luxury house
on the country for a weekend of relaxation. That is
until they meet with a sadistic killer that drains
them of blood and then paints with it and OH MY GOD
THE AMOUNT OF CRAP THAT IS RELEASED UPON US THESE
DAYS!!! For crying out loud!
This 75 minute long slasher flick where the lame
killings start at the 60 minute mark has got to be
one of the most mind numbingly poor slasher flicks
of the 2000's. I thought movies like this died with
the 80s. We have five brainless bimbos running around
partying (and these girls do not know the meaning
of partying - hell, they don't even play any music)
for 60 minutes and then we have a serial killer who
kills them in the most ungory way possible - he
drains them of blood. But there's a twist! He doesn't
(even) drain them enough to kill them, just enough
to make them drowsy so that he can have a tea party
with them. Oh my god, the horror!
Amber, Candice and a bunch of other girls with
hooker-like names are going away for a weekend of
partying at a luxurious house that one of them owns
(or so I think). First they lie by the pool, then
they take a swim, and then they decide to sleep in
the creepy old house where two people got killed.
Don't worry though, this floats out into nothing
when they decide that it's - and I quote - "Yay!
It's movie time!". But this also floats out into
thin air when they decide to play truth or dare
with some of the stupidest dares ever. Oh and a
guy they ran into earlier is playing it with them
and he asks the question that we all wonder "How
do you play?". Can you believe that? Who wrote
this script? The atrocious actresses that star in it?
Anyway, the next day they decide to have a slumber
party in the old creepy house anyway but they never
get that far before some random old man starts,
err, I would like to say killing them but as I said
before, he only drains them of enough blood so that
he can make beautiful paintings out of it. You're
right, the plot is beyond horrific. What's even worse
is that the movie looked like it had a decent budget.
To cover up the non-existing plot, they've thrown in
seven or eight flashbacks that are all really
unnecessary and don't really add anything to the
plot. Now, the tagline reads "Your blood will run
cold" and my answer to that is "Perhaps when you
die of boredom". Seriously, avoid this mind numbingly
bad slasher flick at all costs. It's amazing it even
got made. It's not even cheesy enough to be able to
make fun of it, it's just poor.
Are you kidding me?
Teen rock, incompetent hiphop music and a non-existing
suspense score. Awful.
This was just sad. I thought that we had evolved
past slasher flicks like Aerobicide and Boardinghouse
but apparently not. This has got to be the worst
slasher flick of the 2000's. It's incompetent, it's
dull and it's overall just a stupid waste of time.
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