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Five friends go
to Camp Utopia for a weekend of outdoor fun
without cell phones, TVs and music. The camp site is infamous
after a hippie killed his hippie friends back in the 60s,
well, someone's back and is out to kill the five friends. But
who is it and will anyone survive? And most importantly,
who gives a damn?
Movies like this just makes me sad. This is one of the stupidest
slasher films in history. It seems as if they were trying to
do an 80s kind of backwoods slasher and sure in one way they
succeeded, but unfortunately they only managed to pull off the
bad parts about them. A bunch of stupid, dull looking kids set
up camp in the middle of nowhere only to be butchered by an
unknown person. Seriously, we've seen this concept so many
times before and in so many better ways. There's just nothing
good about it at all. It looks like it belongs in Americas
Funniest Home videos and the acting, well, don't even get me
started on that. These so called actors should just never be
on TV ever again.
I just can't see how movies like this get released while there
are so many excellent indie horror flicks that are just dying
to get released. I guess naked chicks, hippies and gore sells.
If that's the case, I'm just very disappointed at my fellow
horror friends. Horror is about getting scared or disgusted,
not about getting horny, if you want naked chicks, rent a
porno flick instead because the sex scenes in this were just
so not tasteful.
Yeah, this is a very short review but you know what? This is
just such a rubbish nonsense movie that I can't be bothered
with writing anything more about it. It's not like there's much
more to say other than that this is a stupid movie and that
I hope that you will trust me on this one and skip it!
We get some very unrealistic gore including head dismemberments,
hands chopped off and some more minor gore. Not enough for the
gore hounds but still not too bad.
All we get is stupid hippie music which sounds like it's made
by the actors themselves. Absolutely abysmal!
I rarely write reviews this short but I have nothing left to
say about this horrid slasher flick. I hope that you all take
my advice and stay away from it. It's not worth your time or
your money, this is just pathetic!
Review By: AnthroFred
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