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A man
dates guys through the internet and tries to
find someone who's very kinky, in fact, he wants to
eat a human penis. He finally finds a guy who's up
for it, but maybe some fantasies are better off left
to the imagination...
I feel sick. Sorry for the short plot description
but there really isn't much of a plot in here. I'm
disgusted, chocked and I don't think that I will be
able to eat for days, and still I absolutely hated
it. The Guinea Pig movies are pretty entertaining
but I don't find them very disturbing. At least not
compared to this shit, this movie just went too far.
Let me point out exactly what I hated about this
horrible movie. First of all, I realize that this
is based on the Rohtenburg cannibal (though this
is not to be mixed up with the controversial movie
based on the same story called "Rohtenburg") but
it feels to real - yeah, there is such a thing.
I don't think that all the full frontal male nudity
was necessary (watching two middle-aged guys play
lawn bowling naked isn't exactly what I call a good time).
I also thought that the gore effects felt all too
real. It was like watching a documentary.
Another thing which I found odd was that there was
almost no dialogue in the entire movie, even though
it's 80 minutes long. It really could have helped with
some more dialogues in it but I doubt it. But getting
back to the full male nudity part, this should
almost be called soft-core gay porn. We even get an
erected cock and a blowjob. Perhaps not very
appealing to the general horror buffs if you ask me.
On the other hand, it was directed by a woman, which
might explain a couple of things.
This is where my review stops, there is nothing more
to say. It's too gory, too brutal, too realistic,
too homoerotic and too fucked up. There's not much
of a story in here and it's mainly just a sick movie
with no real purpose. I can't see how anyone could
enjoy a movie like this even though it's well-made.
Perhaps cannibals will enjoy this but I think most
horror fans will have shut this off after a couple
of minutes, just like I wanted to do.
EWWW!!!!!
The piano music is cheap but effective.
I hate to use this kind of language but this was
just too fucked up for me. This is some sick shit
and I hope that most of you take of my advice and
skip this one. It's not a movie worth checking out
unless you're completely fucked in the head (sorry
for those who liked it but this clearly isn't a
movie for sane people). I sure hope Rohtenburg isn't
as extreme as this one.
Review By: AnthroFred
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