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A bunch of male
models are spending the weekend at a
remote location to do some nude modelling. Little do
they know that a serial killer is on the prowl and
wants these models naked... and dead!
Gay horror movies are quite rare and good ones are
even more rare (if they even exist that is). There's
really not a lot to say about Dead Boyz Don't Scream
to be honest with you. 50% of the movie consists of
amateurish photo shoots (with models that look more
like wannabe-porn stars than actual models) and
close-ups of limp dicks. I can't see how this would
be very exciting to anyone whether you're gay or
straight. So basically 50% of the movie is soft-core
porn (without even so much as a male-on-male kiss in
it) so how much room is left for the horror aspect
of the movie? Well, not much, I'd say 20% or so tops.
The remaining 30% is either padding or laughable
dialogues delivered by people who clearly shouldn't
be actors (again, they would be more convincing in a
gay porno and the fact that guys with plucked eyebrows
try to play straight is even more ridiculous).
If you think you've seen slasher flicks with a thin
story, behold! This one really takes the price. After
a wild night out, three models rape a girl. To avoid
any bad publicity, they agree to do a photo shoot at
a remote location - the only catch is that they have
to be naked. Before long, a killer shows up and starts
offing the male models. That's it. Judging by the
trailer this would be a pretty funny slasher parody
but it's not. I didn't laugh once! It also markets
itself heavily as a gay horror comedy but if it hadn't
been for all the cocks, I would barely even have
noticed that it was slightly homo-erotic. It's like
a bad David DeCo... hang on... I mean it's like a
David DeCoteau film with full frontal nudity.
It's a shame that this movie turned out to be so bad
because technically it looks pretty good. It's actually
higher quality than several movies that Lions Gate
pukes out on DVD (even if that's not saying much these
days). In the end, I can't recommend this slasher
flick whether you're gay or straight, I just didn't
see the point of the movie. If you're straight, it's
a little too much cock in it, if you're gay, you might
as well just rent a good porno instead. Either way,
I doubt you'll find much enjoyment out of watching
this cheesy slasher flick.
An impalement, a castration and little more.
Awful, awful, awful dance music. Who produced this
music? One of the cast members?
Ridiculous attempt at trying to make a gay horror
comedy and it's becoming more and more apparent to
me that the gay community should stick to making
sappy love stories rather than horror flicks. This
was just a complete waste of time if you ask me.
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