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When Luke is doing laundry, two hot girls hit on him.
Luke has never seen these girls before and when he
realizes that they've forgotten their money in the
laundrey room, he decides to be so kind and go up
to their room to give it to them. When no one answers
the door he decides to step in, the room is icecold
and all of a sudden he hears them at the door.
Quickly he hides inside the closet and at first it
seems like his dream come true but soon he realizes
that something's wrong with these girls, something's
very very wrong.
WHAT A MOVIE!! Being the "THE FACULTY" fan that I am,
this was unmistakingly one of the best horrormovies in
quite a while. It's a movie about hot alien babes
for crying out loud! I've always wondered what happened
to those entertaining cheesy teen-horrormovies and
guess what, they're back! Decoys comes like a fresh
breeze in all this "need to have an excellent and
complicated and clever story" mumbo jumbo. Come on,
who doesn't enjoy watching a cheesy film like this
every once in a while? I've read some reviews on this
film and most were very negative. I can only feel
sorry for people who can't enjoy the sillyness in
this film. It's not a serious film people! It's just
100% PURE ENTERTAINMENT!
Corey Sevier and Meghan Ory sure are great actors but
unfortunately I don't even know the name of the actress
that I liked most in this movie. I swear, everytime I
saw this girl I laughed, I'll just refer to her as
braceface. I think she cries almost every time we get
to see her. That girl was hilarious. Anyhow, the
directing is slick, and I mean slick. It's just...
slick! The movie only had a small budget and I thought
that it looked better than most movies that are
released to the cinemas these days and the really
good news is, a sequel is coming!
Every day new nonsense horror movies are released
directly on to DVD. But let me tell you, this one is
not to be missed. I did however feel that the end
twist could've been a little different, sure it
wasn't predictable but I wanted it to have my
predictable ending. Anyhow, if you're a fan of
movies like "The Faculty" there's no chance that
you won't like this. I even think this might be
better than "The Faculty". Anyway, just check it
out! You will not regret it.
A lot of cool special effects but unfortunately
it lacks in the gore department. We do however
get a frozen arm split in a thousand pieces, that
was kind of cool.
Finally! A soundtrack which I might actually consider
buying. This isn't just music, it's actually real
songs, oh have I missed this or what! We get
everything from pop music to creepy piano music to
r'n'b music to rock music. Excellent score!
I'm on the edge of giving this a rating of five but
it might not deserve that. However, this is an
excellent flick for a rainy friday night. It's
funny, it's fresh, it's entertaining and it even
has a couple of unexpected jumps. It's almost
like a mixture between "Club Dread" and "The
Faculty" so if you liked those two, you have got
to check this one out.
Review By: AnthroFred
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