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After attacking
a small bar in the first movie,
the evil creatures have now made it into town
where they are feeding on the locals. A couple of
survivors from the bar and a motorcycle gang try
to figure out a way to survive and to kill the
deadly monsters but with such differing personalities,
things are bound to go wrong.

Everyone except me seemed to love the first Feast
movie. I thought that it was mediocre entertainment
as best and that a sequel certainly wasn't
necessary. Well, here it is anyway and it's from
Dimension Extreme, whose last DTV sequel was the
atrocious Pulse 2. Since this was shot back-to-back
with Feast 3, I was just hoping that this wouldn't
be another green-screened horror flick. Well, the
good news is that only about 20 or 30% of the
movie seemed green-screened this time (which is
odd seeing as how Pulse made much more money than
Feast so why would they spend more money on this
franchise?). The bad news is that this isn't a
good movie. Well, maybe to some people it is but
certainly not in my eyes.
Feast 2 takes place in a small village where the
monsters have taken over and a few remaining
survivors (including some from the first film)
are trying to find shelter. Not much more to the
plot than that really. While the first Feast had
some level of class, Feast 2 has none. This time
they're clearly aiming at the Jackass-crowd (the
TV-show, and no I am not a fan - a TV-show for
stupid people who like to watch other stupid
people do really stupid things). We have pissed-off
midgets, giant monster dicks (meaning the dick of
the actual monster in case you wondered) pissing
into biker chicks mouths, an orgy in vomiting, a
girl getting bashed into a toilet that's not yet
been flushed and many more really moronic things
that people with a low-brow humour enjoy.
I may seem a little bit harsh on people who still
enjoy fart-jokes, but I just can't stand people
who never grow up and that's exactly what Feast 2
felt like - it was a cheap horror flick aiming
low at an immature crowd and I like my horror flicks
to have at least a certain amount of class. However,
Feast 2 isn't AWFUL, it's really bad and I can
honestly say that I had a hard time sitting through
it but there are a few redeeming factors and moments
to be found in here. The special effects for
example and some gory scenes. Other than that,
I would say that Feast 2 is a complete waste of
time. Fans of the first movie may like it but I wasn't
a fan of the first one and I'm definitely not a
fan of the sequel either.

Severed hands, guts, impalements, you know, the
usual. A whole lot of gore just like in the first.

Forgettable rock score, very generic.

Immature and utterly silly sequel to an okay horror
flick. I'm not big on monster movies and Feast 2
is definitely a low-budget monster flick if
anything. It aims low so for those of you out
there who enjoy vomit-orgies and crazy midgets,
this should be right up your alley.
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