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Feast 3
continues where the last one left off as a
few remaining survivors have to fight against a group
of flesh-eating monsters in hopes of staying alive.
Get ready for some more Jackass-levelled entertainment
if that's your cup of tea. It certainly isn't mine.
Feast 3 is more of what we got from Feast 2 - disgusting,
repulsive and offensive in all the wrong ways. However,
it is a SMALL step up from the first movie. Close to
nothing was green-screened this time around, there's
not as much vomiting and fart-jokes crammed into this
one as there was in the previous one and it has the
very sweet short running time of 72 minutes - including
5 minutes of flashbacks from the first movie. This
makes it somewhat more bearable than the previous
entry but it's certainly still complete and utter trash
made for stoned teens.
The movie picks up where the last one left off as the
survivors try to find a way to get to the city before
getting eaten by the horrible monsters. There are
also a couple of new characters introduced along the
way but they're only there to fill up some running
time. We also have some new villains such as a puking
girl and a mutated monster that came to be after a
monster anal fucked one of the guys. It's a bit more
coherent than Feast 2 as well and it was certainly
easier to sit through - even though I wouldn't wish
this movie upon my worst enemy. You can feel your IQ
getting lower by each minute into the movie and when
the movie was finally over I had a splitting headache,
which I by the way still have so cut me some slack if
the grammar in this review isn't perfect.
I think I said everything that needs to be said about
Feast 3 in my review for Feast 2 basically since it's
just a continuation. It doesn't add anything more to
the story and certainly won't gain any new fans since
you have to have seen the previous entry in order to
understand this one... well, perhaps there's not a
whole lot to understand but you know what I mean.
The title is right though, I am indeed very happy that
it finished - and so quickly. For once, premature
ejaculation isn't such a bad thing.
Lots of gore with arms being ripped off, intestines
being pulled out, heads getting decapitated and so
much more. Gore fans will love it.
Slightly better than the score in the last movie,
perhaps they had more time to make it this time.
Everything about Feast 3 is just a little better than
Feast 2 but it's not enough to make this movie
watchable. It's a clear 1/5'er and I stand by that.
It's a love it or hate it movie and I believe that
most of you will be with me on this one.
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