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Once again Jason is back, but as he gets killed
shortly after his resurrection,
he possesses a man and now Jason has to possess the body of one of his
relatives.
He moves from body to body and slaughters who ever comes in his way to become
his own self again.
This
has to be the dumbest of all the Friday The 13th movies! I mean, Jason was
in like 10 minutes of the whole damn movie. The rest of the movie was just
some
various men killing people. As usual in the Friday The 13th movies, the movie
loses track at the end and goes totally crap by throwing in unbelievable
things
that goes against every previous movie. People think that this is a good
movie...
why? They can't be F13 fans, for this is the Hellraiser 5 of the F13 movies.
The acting is dumb and uninspired. The computer effects are silly and look way
to fake to be taken seriously. The directing is average and is not original in
any way. I didn't like anything about this movie... except for perhaps the
gore,
which I'll tell you about later. Some spoilers ahead now, I think it was
totally
weird how they developed a character and made us think that she/he was going
to
be the lead actor/actress as they killed him/her off about halfway through the
movie, END OF SPOILERS. All characters are very undeveloped and there is
really
nothing in this movie that keeps you interested.
It seems as if people are praising this sequel, while hating Jason X. But I
think
that Jason X is one of the best in the series, if not the best, while this
rubbish doesn't even deserve to be called Friday The 13th... Well, actually
the
producers must have agreed with me as they didn't release it as Friday The
13th
but only as Jason Goes To Hell - The Final Friday.
As I
said, the only thing this movie has going for it is the gore, we get a quick
shot of a bashed in face, some gory heart eating, a girl gets a god knows what
through her stomach which then is used to tear her in half. Then we have a guy
who's melting... for very long, someone gets the hand broken so that the bone
sticks out from the arm, one gets a bashed in jaw and one gets a slit throat.
Then there's also a lot of blood splatter and less gory deaths, which I've
decided
to exclude so that there'll be some surprises for you.
The
usual Friday The 13th music... except, this time we didn't get those breathing
"cha cha" sounds, which are included in every other F13th movie. Oh
and we do get
some pop music aswell.
Jason
Goes To Hell is in my opinion the worst of the F13th films, if you've seen
all F13th movies up to this one, I suggest that you skip this and go right
ahead
and watch Jason X instead. If you want to watch this movie, watch it for the
gore
and not for Jason, because he's hardly ever in it!
Review By: AnthroFred
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