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Friday The 13th: Part
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A deranged killer finds a hockey mask in a lake and decides
to kill anyone he stumbles onto, or who may stumble onto
him. Will anyone survive this massacre or will Jason kill
everyone who's located near the lake?
Porno
slasher! Haha, well that's original. Friday The 13th
Part XXL is a Spanish porno homage to the cult series and
it is quite a bad one at that as well. Jason looks like a
fat hobo with greasy long hair and he's not hygienic at all,
come on Jason, at least clean your hands after taking a dump!
Luckily, we don't get to see a close-up of him taking a
dump but we might as well have as this porno slasher is
pretty damn kinky. We get some lesbian sex with a cucumber
(yup, straight guys will definitely drool over this), we
get mouth spitting and a guy has sex with a girl who is
supposed to look like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. This sure
is one kinky mess.
Surprisingly enough, the "actors" in this cheesy porno
slasher are pretty good looking, both the girls and the
guys. When I say "acting" I mean, well, these people don't
really act, they have hardcore sex and then get killed in
various ways and there is not a sign of dialogue in the
entire flick, nor did we need one I guess. This movie is
all about the sex and the gore and it doesn't try to hide
that fact. The movie looks very low budget but the director
does a pretty decent job with what he's got. I mean, for
a porno horror movie, it actually doesn't look half bad
and I'm sure they had to search a long time before they
found willing actors.
This is definitely not a movie to watch a Friday night and
mixing a gory slasher with a hardcore porno didn't really
seem like a good concept. I mean, who wants to see some big
killer decapitating chicks while jerking off, and more
importantly, who wants to see 15 minute hardcore porno
scenes while watching a gory Friday the 13th rip-off? Well,
I don't but I just had to check this out, I mean, this has
got to be one of its kind hasn't it? It's pretty fun but
this is still a very bad movie but if you decide to watch
it, grab that moisturizing cream and enjoy yourself.
We get a sword impalement, a decapitation, an axe in the
cheek and some more, surprisingly gory.
The metal rock music is pretty awful and so is the piano
music. However, I dug the hell out of the midi sounding
Spanish fiesta version of the theme from Psycho. Ariba!
Pretty funny concept mixing hardcore porno with a slasher
flick but I didn't really see the point. I didn't know
whether to get horny or disturbed. I don't see why anyone
should check this one out but hey, if you're into something
weird and different, maybe it's worth a shot.
Review By: AnthroFred
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