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Cheatum Studios
may be a small low-budget studio but
they have many films in production. Unfortunately for
them, there will be a halt in all productions tonight
as the gingerdead man has come to crash the party.
Oh whatever, like I could care less about writing an
extensive plot description for this piece of crap
movie. The Gingerdead Man was awful and this sequel
is even worse. It's so bad that it literarily makes
you want to shoot yourself (man I'm going to get bashed
for that comment in Full Moon's next awful production
ain't I?). It's another movie about the "Oh my god!
I can smell cinnamon!" killer, yes the gingerdead man
is back, cheaper, tackier and more mind numbingly
boring than ever before.
Full Moon shows to us this time that they know that
their movies are pure trash and while I appreciate
that, it makes you wonder why they keep making these
awful films. Anyhow, another thing that I appreciate
with Full Moon productions is that the movies are only
about 65 minutes long, this is also the case with
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of The Crust. I don't think
that I could've finished the entire thing had it been
even a minute longer. This was just painful from the
lousy beginning til the equally atrocious ending.
I know that you're not supposed to even think about
logic with these films but there was indeed a time when
Full Moon productions actually tried to be good. They
don't even care anymore. The gingerdead man comes in
a carton of donuts, but we have no idea how he came
back to life or where he got baked - it's not even
holiday season for all we know. He finds these random
miniature (but very much working) weapons such as a
chainsaw the size of a finger. You know, there's just
no logic in it at all. I can honestly say that I don't
think that they care at all these days over at Full
Moon, but apparently they're making some money since
this is turning into a franchise (mark my words, we
will get a The Gingerdead Man 3.
By now I think you know what you're getting yourselves
into when you rent a Full Moon production. You know
it isn't going to be good, you know you have to get
wasted to even make it through the entire thing, and
you know that the DVD is going in the bin by the
end of the night. Gingerdead Man 2 is no exception.
We get a decapitated head, some bloody stabbings, a hand
chopped off, an eye gouged out and some more.
No, I didn't care. Sorry.
Just as bad as you expect it to be. This goes back to
the Puppet Master 13 days. They make fun of their own
films, they basically tell us that they have no
intentions of making good films and they ridicule the
horror genre. What a freaking mess.
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