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Once again it's
Susan's birthday and as the
tradition goes she goes camping with all of her
ex girlfriends. Everyone shows up except for
one girl but they don't really seem to care
very much. As the camping weekend begins the
lesbians start disappearing one by one, who's
trying to destroy Susan's birthday? And why
is someone killing her ex girlfriends? Find out
now, in this weeks episode of The Apprentice!
Oh, I mean, in Make A Wish!
Horror movies with a homosexual theme seem to
have become increasingly popular lately and
this is the first lesbian slasher ever made so
even if it took me some while before I decided
to watch it, I finally had to give in. The
movie, which I can only presume will only be
appreciated by straight men, is not very
flattering to lesbians. The movie tries to give
us an image of lesbians as sluts who'll have
sex with anyone even if they all ready have a
girl friend. I think that was my main issue
with the film actually. Even if that might be
the real picture I still don't think it was fair.
The movie looks relatively good and you can
tell that some money was put into it, whoever
would finance this movie is beyond me though.
The script is very basic and the characters are
all very dislikeable, unless you're really
horny and can't afford to rent a porno flick.
See, the entire concept of the movie seems to
be: lesbians having sex, lesbians getting
killed, lesbians having sex, lesbians kissing.
With that being said I can still tell you that
it is pretty enjoyable, but only for the laughs.
There are some pretty funny jokes and some
rather comedic scenes in here which manages
to lift the movie a little but other than that
there's really not a lot to find here.
When I say slasher by the way I don't mean the
masked kind, oh no, all we get to see is a hand
with some kind of weapon killing people, so
basically it should've been called "The Hand
with A Weapon on Susan’s Birthday: Lesbians
in hot scenes" or something like that, I'm not
good with titles. Anyway, in the end of the
day I thought it was a pretty all right movie,
I didn't expect it to be as funny as it was
nor did I expect it to look as high budget as
it did. If you want to see some lesbians
having sex and getting killed, this is your
flick, I'm sure there will be no more like it.
A girl gets a slit throat, another one gets an
arrow in the neck and another one gets the
body burnt. Pretty much what I had expected
from this DTV lesbo slasher.
Very cheesy and probably the one thing about
the movie that didn't feel as if much time
went into it.
What does one expect from a lesbian slasher
flick? Sex, nudity, hot chicks and minor gore,
well we got sex, nudity and minor gore but
unfortunately no hot chicks. I found that
odd since the movie felt like a soft porn
thriller more than a slasher. Some funny
moments manage to make this not a total waste
of time, but remember, this movie could
probably only be enjoyed by straight males,
not even lesbian women will enjoy this.
Review By: AnthroFred
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