Night Fangs

Year: 2005 Directed by: Ricardo Islas Cast: Leslie Franks Ruby Gonzales Robert Pagan Cyn Dulay

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Two crazy lesbian women are determined to become
vampires. They decide to go through with a blood
ritual and hope for the best. When it turns out
that it works, everyone in the small town is
in danger of becoming their next victim.

What is it with vampire movies and lesbians? Every
vampire movie seems to have them. Usually, I don't
really mind it even though it's cheesy as hell
watching a bunch of naked women attack some guy,
but this time they just went too far. Who really
wants to see a fat, completely naked lesbian chick
lie on the floor and kick wildly around her? I had
honestly expected a whole lot more from this,

The story is very silly and revolves around a
lesbian couple who are determined to become
vampires. It's never explained why they want to
become vampires in the first place but I guess
we were supposed to overlook that. The movie is
incredibly cheesy with a lot of overacting and
some really bad lighting. The photography is in
other words pretty awful, and so is the directing.

I really don't know what they were trying to do
here. Obviously the script couldn't have been
very good in the first place. Night Fangs is
definitely a movie which you will want to fast
forward through, if you're determined to see it
that is. But if you ask me, Night Fangs is one
of the worst horror movies this year and I have
a hard time seeing how anyone would be able to
sit through the entire thing. I only did it because
I had to review it, if it wasn't for that, I would
have turned it off after 5 minutes.

We get a hand dismemberment and some gory flesh
eating, nothing special.

I absolutely hated the soundtrack which consists
of awful violin music. It really does sound like
they recorded violin rehearsals.

Awful, cheesy vampire flick about two crazy lesbian
women who want to become vampires. Take my word for
it, this one is not worth your time. I might not be
a big fan of vampire movies in general, but they
simply just don't get much worse than this.

Review By: AnthroFred