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A couple
of teenagers are on their way to a
rock concert when they accidentally kill a
homeless guy with their car. They decide to
bring him to the next town but when their car
breaks down at Camp Cuddly Pines and the body
disappears, they soon realize that they're in
some serious trouble. With a madman roaming
around the camp, will any of the teens survive?
A few months back I reviewed a porno-slasher
called "Friday The 13th Part XXL" and as soon
as I found out that an American porno-slasher
had been made as well, I just had to check it
out. To my surprise I found Powertool Massacre
to be a whole lot more entertaining and stylish
than most slashers today. In fact, if they were
to cut out all the porn scenes, they've got
themselves quite the slasher flick here.
Naturally we're not meant to take this movie
seriously and they spoof movies like "Texas
Chainsaw Massacre", "I Know What You Did Last
Summer", "Halloween", "Friday The 13th", "Blair
Witch Project", "The Ring", "Scream" and the
list goes on. Surprisingly enough however, the
jokes are far from as ridiculous and stupid as
the jokes in "Scary Movie" and I actually
laughed quite a few times in this funny slasher
flick - even in the sex scenes.
It's really a shame that they didn't shoot this
as a serious movie as it's got the budget, it's
true to other slasher flicks and if I didn't
know better, I'd say that the director was a
serious horror fan. Perhaps they will cut out
the sex scenes and turn this into a real movie
since the running time would still be over an
hour - yes that's right! It actually has a plot.
Perhaps this isn't the best jerk-off material
but hell, if you're an open-minded slasher fan
who doesn't mind a little vagina in your horror
flicks, check this one out as it's one of the
better slasher flicks that I've seen recently.
Some blood splatter, nothing serious.
Typical slasher score and surprisingly little
cheesy porno music. We also get some nice rock.
When porno flicks have more story than many
DTV horror flicks, something's just not right.
Powertool Massacre is a fun and very entertaining
slasher-comedy with some sex thrown into the
mix. You haven’t seen anything like this before
so check this one out.
Review By: AnthroFred
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