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A couple of friends are out on a boat trip when a
meteor hits the water and turns the good weather
into a storm. They soon find themselves stuck on
a small island with a bunch of flesh-eating aliens
(even though they really don't seem to be very
hungry). Will they be able to get of this island
of terror, or will the aliens slightly wound them
first, causing them to die?
Could someone please tell me what the purpose of this
movie was? We have a bunch of Alf-looking aliens
with glowing eyes (which look like they were made in
paint shop), straight girls turning into lesbians
for no apparent reason, bad actors trying to convince
us that they're really scared by crying without tears
and a story that makes no sense at all. The aliens
don't really seem to be doing much in the movie apart
from running around, taking over people's bodies.
We kind of get the impression that they're predators
but they only take some small pieces from the two
people that they actually manage to kill.
It seems as if the cast was picked at random from the
dentist's WANTED list, these people do not just have
incredibly yellow teeth but they also have bad teeth
deformations where the bottom set of the jaw is
further back than the top set. So in other words,
the actors are not just incredibly bad, but they're
also pretty unattractive. Anyway, enough with the
bad teeth and onto less shallow things. The directing
is pretty bad and it really does feel like a homemade
amateur production. I don't really understand how
this found distribution as it's just about an hour
long without opening and end credits, I guess
companies are getting desperate for DTV horror movies.
Predator Island might be fun for those who were
involved in the makings of it, but for anyone else,
this is just pathetic. Did they really expect people
to get scared of aliens that look like Alf? There
are so many flaws in this movie that it ultimately
becomes a flaw itself. So don't waste your time on
this flick people, it's a big bad flaw.
Nothing worth mentioning, all the effects are just
incredibly cheap and poorly done.
Awful soundtrack! The horrible music sounds like it
was made with Cakewalk MIDI and it is so badly put
together that we get the same melody in both speakers
but in different octaves making it sound very false
and cuts right through you like a rusty nail.
Well this was a disaster! If you think that Alf is
scary, maybe you'll like this flick, if not, then
this is nothing you need to see. This movie was
just abysmal beyond words. I can't believe they
actually finished making the entire movie, they
couldn't possibly expect it to turn out good?
Review By: AnthroFred
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