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After a hazing
goes terribly wrong, leaving a boy in
a coma and awakening a deadly scarecrow, some college
kids decides to go to the beach for some cheering up,
because that's what you do when you've put someone in
a coma, right? Well, the bitchy scarecrow has gone
"wild" and it's followed them to the beach.
David Hasselhoff, we miss you! Scarecrow Gone Wild is
the third movie in the widely unpopular Scarecrow
series. I don't know why York keep hurling these out
but I'm guessing that some people get fooled into
watching them since York has decided to release them
as sequels but only to the movie and not to the name.
If this would've been called Scarecrow 3, I'm pretty
sure no one would even bother checking out the back
of the sleeve.
For those who actually did bother to check out the
back of the sleeve for this anyway, you might have
noticed that it says that there's a DD5.1 track on
the DVD. Well, that was also printed on the R1 DVD
for the first Scarecrow movie but that didn't mean
that it was true, and it sure wasn't in this case
either. One thing that amazes me is how the scarecrow
manages to find a scythe lying about in the middle
of a cornfield, that's a pretty good talent to have.
The acting is either bad or it's the scripts fault,
I'm blaming both. The guys are shallow jocks with
nothing but sex and violence on their mind and the
chicks are helpless and preferably topless. Let me
take two examples of that. Whenever the scarecrow
comes along to kill someone, the girls tend to just
lie down on the ground and scream and fake-cry. Now,
about the topless part, well, let me just say that
there's one woman who's got like two lines in the
entire movie and the two times we get to see her,
she's topless. When she's lying in bed with her
husband or whatever, her husband is wearing a shirt
but she's just wearing panties. Very strange.
Don't ask me why I keep on watching these awful
Scarecrow movies, I mean, I know they'll be bad,
but I can't help putting them into my DVD player
anyway. I'll probably review 10,001 Scarecrows when
that's released as well.
OH MY GOD!!! BILL! Someone's placed rubber guts and
corn syrup all over your stomach! Need I say more?
Craptacular! Suckalicious! Call it whatever you
like, just don't call it good. The pop music is
awful and the music played during the 10 minute
long beach volleyball scene was also really bad.
If you're expecting this to be good you're just
being ignorant. Scarecrow Gone Wild is just as
bad, if not worse than Scarecrow Slayer. I actually
liked the first movie, too bad that it had to
come down to this.
Review
By: AnthroFred
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