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Scarecrow
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Two friends are joining a fraternity and therefore
they have to go through an initiation. The initiation
involves stealing a scarecrow from a field. When
the initiation takes a deadly turn, one of the two
friends get killed and his soul is transferred to
the scarecrows body. And even if you were a nice
guy before, if your soul gets transferred to a
scarecrow, the first thing you do is seek revenge
on your best friends and kill anyone you can.
I think I might have been the only one who really
liked the first Scarecrow movie, perhaps it was
just because of the good-looking cast and the fact
that it felt like a real teenslasher with a killer
who had a few really bad one-liners. Well this one
I agree with. This was just terrible. This time
we don't get stupid one-liners, we don't get a hot
cast, and the movies plot is ridiculous.
For those of you who thought that the acting in
Camp Blood and Bloody Murder was bad, behold the
worst acting of the century. Not even Tony Todd
can pull this movie up from drowning in bad acting.
The blonde bimbo overdoes it to the max and the
heroines friend has a fake laugh like a hyena that
even made my speakers feel like committing suicide.
I have to say that the director used a very
interesting and original lens for this one. You
see with this lens you can see people’s auras,
there's a nice little neon glow around the
actors at a couple of times. This looks just
about as cheesy as it can. Oh and a phrase I will
never forget: "We attack it with bumble bees (a
kind of weapon)" and the blonde bimbo goes "Why,
is it allergic?" And with those words I hope that
you understand how terrible this movie is.
The first Scarecrow movie was actually pretty
gory but all this had was a very fake looking
hayfork impalement, I mean why the hell would
one's guts be yellow? Oh and a guy gets split
in half but it looks about as real as Michael
Jackson’s nose.
Some wannabe teen pop music. Oh my god this is
all just so terrible.
I only watched this for a second time to be able
to tell you just how terrible this movie is. Oh and
you have got to be kidding me. There are two more
sequels for this terrible movie coming up. I don't
know if I'm even going to check them out.
Review By: AnthroFred
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