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A guy decides to
buy a used Taxi to make some money
after his girlfriend broke up with him. Business is
going great at first but it doesn't take too long
before his customers run out from the car in terror.
Why, he doesn't know but soon he realizes that his
taxi is in fact haunted by an evil ghost girl.
This movie was absolutely abysmal. After having
watched the Thai horror flick Shutter I started
getting my hopes up on Thai horror flicks again
but that was a big mistake. I mean, even if the
movie might be all right for a Thai person, the
movie is worthless to one who doesn't understand
Thai. Why you may ask, well once again the Thai
subtitlers are terrible at English. This is the
worst subtitled movie in movie history. There's
this one scene where a mechanic comes out from
under a car and a guy gets scared (though it's
so not scary) and instead of subtitling it "You
scared me!" they subtitled it into "You made me
excited". Now I don't know about you but that
kind of sounds like a really bad pick-up line.
And it doesn't get better, some sentences make
absolutely no sense at all, like "Not worry,
she's not love you, she just fleece you". As
fleece is a fabric, I have absolutely no idea
what this sentence implies.
If you try to look past the horrid subtitles,
you still won't get very far. The entire flick
basically takes place in a taxi and there's not
a lot of horror going on either, it's mainly
just about a guy driving around picking up
people while singing for himself. The fact
that the acting is absolutely terrible doesn't
help either and the movie looks like it was
shot on a beta camera but still you get the
impression that it was shot on 16mm and
honestly, I just think this is a case of really
bad directing and photo. At least it doesn't
have that home video look that most DTV Thai
horror flicks have these days.
I want to say that this is the worst Thai flick
ever but sadly, I've seen so many worse ones
that I can't say that. In the future I'll try
to stick to the theatrical Thai horror flicks
but as some of the DVD covers are so tempting
that is not a promise that I can make. Try to
avoid this one despite the awesome cover, the
subtitles make absolutely no sense at all and
the movie itself is absolutely abysmal.
We get a bloody girl but Asia doesn't seem to
like gore anymore, shockingly since they're the
ones who brought us movie's like Guinea Pig and
Evil Dead Trap.
Very cheesy soundtrack with flutes and piano
music and some bad synth music.
Holy hell this was bad! All I have to say about
this one is that anyone with an IQ above 75 will
hate this flick. It's absolutely abysmal. Do
not buy this one even if it has a cool DVD cover,
it will be one of your biggest mistakes ever.
Review
By: AnthroFred
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