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Texas Chainsaw
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A bunch of students end up in the wilderness after
something goes wrong at a party. Well, they
should've just stayed because now they're being
hunted by aggressive people which of one is wearing
a mask made of skin.
I've heard only bad things about this Texas
Chainsaw
sequel and so after years of managing to avoid seeing
it, I finally gave in. I mean, I feel obliged as a
horror fan to have watched all the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre movies. Well this one does not even deserve
to be called an official chainsaw massacre sequel.
You know those cheesy horror flicks that directors
make up for fun so that the cast can watch it in the
movie itself and make the movie seem better since
you compare it to the movie that they're watching.
Sorry if that was confusing, if you've seen Kolobos,
you know that they're watching lots of cheesy, really
bad Slaughterhouse Factor movies which were made
solely for the movie Kolobos. We all had a good laugh
out of watching the clips from the Slaughterhouse
Factor movies that they watched because it was just
too bad to ever exist. Or so I thought, this is it
people, this is Slaughterhouse Factor 3: Death Strikes
Thrice, that's the level of awfulness that this is on.
Renee Zellweger is an excellent actress and I know it
but she's not a very talented scream queen. She was
actually the worst part about the movie. Watching her
sad efforts to seem scared or hysterical felt, well
sad. It's actually amazing how anyone would ever hire
her as an actress ever again after this rubbish was
released to the public... TWICE on cinema! The directing
is also truly awful and I think that Kim Henkel should
have just stayed happy with having made up the story
for the first movie.
Don't even get me started on the way that Leatherface
looked in this one, the mask looked like it was made
in five minutes and it wasn't even intimidating.
And also, I never got that he was a transvestite.
Oh you know what, I will just stop right there, I have
nothing more to say.
This is no massacre!!! This isn't even a crime scene!
Cheap rock music that would thrill only a 10 year
old wannabe punker. Even outdated for the time made.
UGH! Do I really need to say more than I already did?
Review By: AnthroFred
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